This is me—the real Amy B.

I like color gradients, flea markets and modern art. Picasso was a genius. Plum Kitten 19-3803 TCX is my favorite Pantone color — not because of the color, but because the name is perfect. When I retire I want to be the person who names all the paint swatches. I have too many hobbies and have been an insomniac since I was five. I make bags. Overly perky people stress me out and I feel like overly cynical people need to eat more dessert. So I'll just sit on the fence as a realist. One day I will discover the secret recipe for Black Bottom Cupcakes and then I will eat them everyday.

Amy Burgoyne Portfolio